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Just call it Ecmascript and be done with it. The name JavaScript was misleading from the beginning. Well, Ecma sounds like a skin disease but who cares.
Writing it also feels as nice as a skin disease so it's fitting well.
Meh, after ECMAScript 2015, most complaints about JavaScript rely on literally old methodologies and syntax.
A lot of complaints come across like complaining about Java because it doesn't have generics or arrow functions.
Ecmascript is classic, but WebScript might be better going forward.
SmegmaScript is just too close
SmegHeadScript
"I need some more [input] sanitizer for my eczema script, the console is red and inflamed whenever I check it."
This is the solution.
All names have problems but this one has the least.
but then we have a massive problem that affects millions of people if we call it EcmaScript. POJO becomes POEO, which violates English. Anyone speaking or writing English is negatively affected by the change from POJO to POEO. We should definitely pay Oracle billions of dollars to avoid confusing people about whether it's POI-oh or POYO... keep it POJO.
I feel like the modern name for it would be just "Script".
That's way too broad. Scripting is a pretty broad concept.