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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Why's he eating everyone's ass in Denny's and giving them stickers for it then??

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Damn I had to go to Europe to get my ass ate by a cryptid

[–] dohpaz42 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I need to go to Denny’s more. 😅

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Denny's, where fun goes to die!

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 2 days ago

That was when he was younger. With the state of global climate change today, do you think he has time to go to Denny's and even eat only part of someone's ass?