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A little too high on shrooms starter pack (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The sweating one. I once thought I pissed my jeans, but had instead dumped a gallon of two of sweat out of my whole body, while I sat on the bathroom floor counting small tiles.

Good to grow up since then.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I was once tripping hard at a party, and they had a ceiling with some tiles with holes in them. So obviously i started counting them. I soon realised that it's less of a counting thing and more of a math problem. I took some toilet paper and started scribbling down numbers. I remember as soon as i wrote all the numbers down, i didn't really remember where the numbers even came from and why they are so important to me. When i had the final result, i wrote it on my arm and flushed down the toilet paper. Every few minutes i took a look at my arm and repeated the number in my mind.

At some point the police knocked on the door, because of a noise complaint. I thought it's because they wanted the numbers and went to the toilet to scrub it off. And was so relieved that they are gone. Then i got mad at myself because i forgot tye numbers. I sat down at my place on the sofa, looked up and saw the holes and remembered, and had to laugh out loud.

[–] Noodle07 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How many tiles did you count though?

[–] tpihkal 4 points 3 months ago

Or rather how many frac-tiles?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I don't think I was privy to the result lol