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What do you do for work? (slrpnk.net)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would he be considered into autoeroticism?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, he isn't smart enough to recognize himself in a mirror. He just ejaculates whenever he thinks he sees another scuttlefish, hoping it's a female.

[–] clif 13 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know if "scuttlefish" was intentional but I love it.