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Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum

Admiral Snaccbar @Chris Mench Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it's already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I usually cut my spaghetti. It's just more convenient to eat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's basically how I eat spaghetti, except I use my teeth once the fork is in my mouth.

[–] themeatbridge 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it's too short to twirl, how is that more convenient?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You just poke a bunch of it with the fork until a suitable amount is stuck between the tines, and then you don't have a long tail of pasta that's trying to get sauce all over your shirt.

[–] PlaidBaron 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As someone with rich Italian heritage, you disgust me. May god have mercy on your soul.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Most original italian pasta is short tho.