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This reminds me of a similar factoid.
Did you know that if you took the entire Pacific salmon catch and laid it out nose to tail across the Sahara desert…
…the stench would be overpowering!
Did you know that if you took a blue whale and laid it lengthwise across a basketball court, the game would be canceled?