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submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/youdontsurf

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make 5 cents

That's why I'm skipping the office events

[–] flames5123 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I’ll do fun work events if they’re during work time. You’re telling me I don’t have to work and get to have fun? Sure!

We played laser tag once during a Friday instead of working. It was blast.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 8 points 2 months ago

Oh, I work from home most of the time and for most "events" I would need to appear in person. A pizza party is not making me want to spend an hour extra in traffic

[–] Mirshe 1 points 2 months ago

Bingo. If it's happening during work hours and I still get paid, sure. If I'm not getting paid or it's happening during my limited time away from work? I will move heaven and Earth to HAVE something to do.

[–] Anticorp 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Earning ratios are worse even in ol work songs now? Sheesh!

[–] Threeme2189 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's keeping up with my inflation.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a cent

That's why he can get fucking bent

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Boss make a million, I make a buck

I stole the cat from the company truck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Probably going to feed it to Haitian immigrants in line for their transgender operations.