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You don't get to pick your trauma (lemmy.world)
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[–] blanketswithsmallpox 2 points 2 months ago

I call it the exploding mouth of mayonnaise technique.

Normally they don't give me nearly enough. Until one time I made it extra special clear that I wanted a bukkake in paper.

I got what I asked for and reluctantly ate every bit of it over like four days lol. I have a picture somewhere but I'm too lazy to find it.