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Chain once known as Lumber Liquidators is going out of business, will be liquidated (finance.yahoo.com)

submitted 2 months ago by jordanlund to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, turning timber into liquid was never a viable business model. The use cases for a liquid form of wood are almost nonexistent outside of bizarre hobbies or fetishes I'd frankly rather not know about.

[–] grue 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haha paper mills go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 2 months ago

How would you know? All the paper mills I've ever seen had 3 shifts 7 days a week, and lots of lights.