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I've found that using relative terminology seems to pierce the veil of ignorance.
When WiFi was new/newish and absolutely no one was securing it, I would bring with me a 300ft / 100m of CAT 5, string it out across the lawn out of a window (etc), and sit in a folding chair with my laptop to visually represent the threat. It never failed to get the point across.
These days as a last resort I will verbally liken an intruder or vulnerability with sexual predation. That gets the attention of someone in a position of power usually.
The problems I have encountered are mostly with hostile IT Depts / MIS / DevOps teams who think I'm there to point out thier mistakes. I'm there to help prevent costly mistakes, you guys figure out blame on your own time, because I literally don't give a shit who's to blame if anyone at all, and after this engagement, I'll disappear like a fart in the wind and on to the next client.