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[–] Lost_My_Mind 6 points 2 months ago

Look man......we're doing what we can out here to survive. Not only financially, but mentally too.

So if we want to jack off at the idea of him becoming homeless, and locked away in an insane asylum with kanye west and joe rogan, then that's what we're going to do to get us through the day.

And this $1 lotto ticket is going to make me rich. Gonna win a billion dollars.

And then we're all going to eat lobster, and kiss babies, and live on the moon!

It's all going to happen, ok? OK??!!