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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Perhaps you could bugger off back to your gentlemen's club now and never darken the doorstep of a boozer again.

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[–] Nuke_the_whales 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, I live in Canada, they let you smoke outside here. And nobody is bitchy to anybody else about it.

[–] Nuke_the_whales 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, you're one of the assholes who are now ruining sidewalks for everyone. Cigarette butts everywhere, having to walk through a cloud of cigarette smoke when you're walking with your children or taking grandma to the doctor. I'm Canadian too, I'm actively trying to get my city to shut down the bingo hall in my area cause the smokers are a bunch of trash bags who make the place unbearable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol I never smoke around non smokers and I’ve never thrown a butt on the ground in my life. But whatever, you can go try to fight that losing battle as hard as you want while making everyone around you think you’re obnoxious as hell. You go ahead and waste that energy all you want.

[–] Nuke_the_whales 0 points 2 months ago

Lol I never smoke around non smokers and I’ve never thrown a butt on the ground in my life.

Funny how every smoker I've ever met says this but it's never true