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[–] _stranger_ 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Putin's even throwing his spy whales out of windows?

[–] danekrae 26 points 2 months ago

He's switching it up. Now they sleep with the fishes.

[–] VubDapple 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No dude, this time it was polonium tea.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

“Polonium sea” was right there, dude