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I thought I was giving my kids the best childhood ever until my 4-year-old asked why we didn't own a 'bigger golf cart' (www.businessinsider.com)

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (48 children)

I’m putting my foot down! No more than fifteen presents!

What the actual fuck?

Also, what’s the deal with the golf cart? Why do they have a golf cart?

[–] Eideen 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] ivanafterall 11 points 2 months ago

THUTTY SIX BUT LAHST! THUTTY SIX BUT LAHST!

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