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[–] MewtwoLikesMemes 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'd love to buy a bidet. I just can't afford it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (3 children)

$20 for a bolt on unit that fits on your seat, even cheaper for a bum gun. Live your dreams

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Bum gun now for 20 years after visiting SE Asia decades ago and relealising smearing shit around your ass with paper really was just fucking weird

DIY install for about $20 and no TP.

[–] hswolf 8 points 3 months ago

a bum gun, lmao

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sadly, I still can't afford that.

What can I say? I am a broke-ass bitch. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can also use a water bottle or watering can, although I can't really recommend that experience but that's what people who are socialized to use them do when they can't afford/install a proper one.

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes 1 points 3 months ago

I'm uh...good. Lol.

Thanks, though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

There's tops you can buy really cheap that you can put in a bottle and have a very cheap bidet. I think for many people it's a struggle to change their mind that this is also OK and it doesn't have to cost thousands of $$$