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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sorry, not interested in conversing with my lightswitch.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

OPEN THE POD BAY DOOR, CLAUDE!

[–] badcommandorfilename 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Alexa, turn on the lights.

Sure, here are 5 tips for turning lights on!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your order for 12 WYXXGIHX LED lightbulbs will arrive in 2 days.

[–] Tikiporch 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wise guys. Nice.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Did you know that one simple tip for turning your lights on is to use a smart home device or smart light bulbs? You can control them with your smartphone or voice commands through a virtual assistant, making it easy to turn your lights on and off without needing to physically flip a switch!