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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Toph from avatar: eyes

Conan the Barbarians from Discworld: teeth

Gimli from Lord of the Rings: height

[โ€“] Apollo42 2 points 3 months ago

Cohen the barbarian. And he gets by just fine eating his schoup before he gets dentures made from diamond.