this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (30 children)

Counterpoint, if you leave the lid open, you're flinging shit particles all over the bathroom, potentially onto toothbrushes.

[–] SkunkWorkz 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

If you smell a fart you are breathing in shit particles. It doesn’t matter unless someone in your household is severely ill.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Neat, thanks for sharing that you don't care how much shit you ingest. I'll reduce my intake where I can, thanks.

[–] dufkm 2 points 3 weeks ago

A little bit of shit is good for your immune system. I'm microdosing on feces to stay strong and healthy.

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