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[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"You say it was an everything bagel?"

"That's right."

"And that explains the weed and coke?"

"Yes."

"Then where's the opium and meth..?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 0 points 4 months ago

Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Right? I'm still asking why they didn't include Ketamine and a kitchen sink."

[–] w2tpmf 2 points 4 months ago

Because ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn't detectable very long after use.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 1 points 4 months ago

"You should ask for a refund."