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[โ€“] Anticorp -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like to eat humans? Probably. Do eat humans? Definitely.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

No, they like actually don't.

The shark attacks on record have happened because for some reason or other the animal mistook the human for a prey species, or was provoked in some way. And even then, statistically speaking, shark-on-human attacks basically don't happen.

In actuality, sharks will generally just ignore human swimmers and divers. Most of the time we neither look nor smell like food to them.