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[โ€“] AFaithfulNihilist 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The lunchables seems like a dystopian food stuff created by a team of psychopaths.

What if we made all of the food crappy, added extra preservatives and maybe a little bit of lead?

The Romans added led to their drinks it must have been delicious or something! ~Kraft food scientists probably

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the meeting went like this:
"So, we sell these products by their weight, why don't we add something heavy in there just to boost profits?"