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submitted 3 months ago by colderr to c/[email protected]

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[–] 9point6 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Crocs are obsolete

Slides won guys, not sure who still needs to hear this

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

Slides are dog shit. Try running after the ice cream van in slides and you ain’t getting a cone. Run after him in crocs and you still ain’t getting a cone because you’ll be drowning in pussy instead.

[–] CluckN 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pshh Crocs has a net worth of 8 billion. Slides don’t even have a Lightning McQueen variant available.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They do, in fact.

[–] Kaput 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What are slides?

[–] 9point6 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Imagine something kinda like crocs without the toe, I guess

If you Google "slides" you'll see loads of examples

[–] Klear 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I still don't understand what it is. A powerpoint presentation would help.

[–] 9point6 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

C'mon mate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Google results are tailored to the user. This is almost never good advice

[–] Kaput 1 points 3 months ago

Now i see, they're just slipper, they don't even have the sport/utility mode strap.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Flip-flops

[–] colderr 7 points 3 months ago

Never even heard of slides.

Crocs ftw!