Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Forget Crypto. This is the next big thing. (i.redd.it)

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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/39821737

With over 2,648,948 urinals around the world the time is ripe for a new transformative business model using blockchain and realtime scores automatically posted on social media. We hope to go full on Idiocracy and get Youtube and Reddit to partner on realtime posting of all videos. Can't miss. Get in on the first initial capital raise of 300 billion, which will allow you to access the NFT's and URUCOIN(tm) We promise no rug pulls this time. Act NOW!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Perfect for the VIP Package and the subscription model>>>>>>

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are any of the subscription services ad-free, or are they all pay money and see ads? I could see sound effects, like an announcer yelling "goooaaaallll" too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

100 percent ads- no content. Only with the "Super VIP Concierge Service (tm)" do you get content, but that is in the form of a 10 day trial for a second subscription. Customer service will be entirely handled by Chat GPT.

Invest now, this is a game changer and a win-win!