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Shovel, biodegradable garbage bags and zip ties.
You're going to clean up a beach with some friends? How thoughtful of you!
They're only biodegradable when exposed to the sun.
So you are saying to only use the bag for transport. Leave the bags out in the sun afterwards.
This is the way
Actually even better would be use them to take out a bunch of meats and other bloody trimmings to throw off the scent.