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Asking the important questions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Would you rather have one horse-sized poop or a hundred duck-sized farts?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Definitely duck-sized farts. That would probably feel amazing decompressing all that gas. And probably wouldn't kill you like the horse-sized poop. Unless you asphyxiated I suppose...