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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Gun, ammunition, balaclava

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Hmmm, a baklava gun.
Now I want some of that sweet full-auto pastry goodness.

[–] GratefullyGodless 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This depends on the color of your skin. Anything darker than a farmer's tan and she's probably calling her manager over, but otherwise she probably won't bat an eye.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Here, terrorists in balaclavas are stereotypically white

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

You ain't never been hunting have you