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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

How to end up on a watchlist:

Pressure cooker, nails, prepaid phone

[–] perviouslyiner 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Casio F-91W watch, soldering iron, electronics wire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You're going to hang up balloons and cook a homemade meal for your SO on their birthday, and surprise them with a new phone