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Anon is French (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact: IRL burst firing modes don't fire 3 bullets with a single presse of the trigger, you have to keep it down for all 3 bullets.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This guy fucks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't be shoots?

[–] redhorsejacket 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But, that's still a single press of the trigger. Perhaps it is more accurate to say a single trigger squeeze, rather than press, but it remains true that it will fire all three rounds with you depressing the trigger once.

[–] Mango 2 points 2 months ago

I would in fact consider that to be half a trigger press. Next I'll talk about the topic of multiple dimensions!