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Whatever candidate vows to go all dwarf has my vote
I think such candidates would succumb often to Fey moods and do nonsense projects like, I dunno, obsessively building a wall or something.
I need more Warhammer in my politics, please. I mean, what are any of these yahoos going to do about the Skaven invading under our borders, or those elitist Elvin 1%, or about how the Undead or Orcs looking to start a war overseas?
No. No god emperor's please. I'm good with the fucking dictators we already have scuttling about. They make such a lovely squelching noise when trodden by the boot of labor, progress, and freedom but are so hard to otherwise get rid of already.