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IAMA rando Lemmy user. AMA. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/iama

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Yolo.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Bone-on is even stupider then boner so this leads into the perfect follow up question, why do my parents love heroin and hate me?

[–] disguy_ovahea 3 points 5 months ago

Bone-on! Apply directly to forehead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Heroin is basically converted directly to morphine in the human body. Once that happens, it acts on our opioid receptors causing a variety of pleasurable feelings.

I have a feeling that you were not able to stimulate your parents opioid receptors correctly.

You could become their primary hookup by taking a short-term loss and undercutting their existing suppliers prices. By nature of association, they will also start depending on you as a person. You might need to change your locks and phone numbers though. Get a pager.