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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] M137 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There are so many things wrong or weird here.

I've never seen peas like that, they look more like unripe berries of some kind?

No salt or anything other than peas and butter? I really hope it's not unsalted butter at least...

And what's with the butter somehow looking room-temperature soft in some places and almost frozen in others? It's melty and weirdly solid at the same time. There are places where it has crumbled and cracked like at the top corner of the bread.

I love butter but that's a disgusting amount, it almost looks like you just pressed slices of butter into it and didn't spread it at all.

That's one of the most unappetising pieces of bread I've ever seen.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was proven to be an AI-generated image, the more you look at it the more things don't seem right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

They are fresh peas from a garden and not using enough butter would make them roll away...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think they're just normal uncooked peas? Which somehow makes it worse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Both the peas and the butter are rather sweet, so it's great.