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Anon ponders the cosmic mysteries (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by MrJameGumb to c/[email protected]

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[–] RadicalEagle 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm using the same structure as the original comment to make it easier to compare/contrast.

The fact that it's causing you mental unrest means you need to report to the main office for a Voight-Kampff test. The tortoise lays on its back, it's belly baking in the hot sun trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

damn, shit you right. My bad.

as for why i'm not helping, the tortoise isn't real, it doesn't exist.