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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago (2 children)

At least it wasn't in the US. Calling the police on someone for anything has a non zero chance of just getting them straight up murdered. So i was happy to see it was in NZ lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm surprised the police even bothered to turn up. In the UK it's hard to get the police to turn up to actual crimes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Lol, American cops crave violence too much and UK cops don't want to be anywhere near it. Neither are doing their damn jobs.

[–] Mango 4 points 4 months ago

Considering how things are in the US, calling the police on someone pretty well warrants attempted murder in return.