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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 79 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you pay money you can move up the queue.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The queue is an auction. Pay an amount you choose to watch the video, view order goes by who paid the most.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] clearedtoland 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This legitimately sounds like a viable app idea. I don’t know jack about bringing it to life but I absolutely see people buying into it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You want to make real money? Make with porn videos

If you are already half way there you can't just wait 10 minutes or you have to restart. You need the next video quickly.

[–] clearedtoland 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I bet that’d work well in FinDom circles. I know even less about the Porn industry than I do app making but the idea seems viable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It's simple, masturbate till your about 1/2 there... Stop... Tell me how much you would pay to finish....

[–] skyspydude1 7 points 6 months ago

Funnily enough, this is almost exactly how ads are served to you. Advertisers get your profile, try and figure out how valuable an impression will be, bid against other advertisers, and the winning bid gets to show you the ad. All within the fraction of a second of a page loading.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Don’t give them ideas!!