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Bootlickers still eagerly licking boots (newsthump.com)

submitted 4 months ago by DxK to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Normie NPC is the regime's most effective enforcers... Imagine your wage slaves policing themselves with only minor force being needed when they get angry about you killing people for no reason.

They talk about what you told them on teeve or spcial media, they chpion your causes and vote for your benefit, they buy your shite product, eat the low quality slop... You make a profit at every turn off their existance.

You are building wealth, they work work and cosume so you can be rich.