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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I decided to take my girlfriend out to see Deadpool and Wolverine over the weekend. After tickets and snacks it cost $70! No wonder people don’t want to go to the movies anymore.

[–] snausagesinablanket 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

For $30 more you could have gotten a very happy ending at the massage parlor.

[–] Speculater 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why would he underpay his girlfriend though?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

So that money stay in the family and don't go to the government with taxes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I'd pay 100 dollars to not watch a movie with strangers