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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Like Jesus (who I don’t care for because he preached wealth redistribution)

Don't know what Jesus he's talking about, the only Jesus I know is Supply-Side Jesus who preaches that greed is good and mega-church ministers need private jets