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Ohio Supreme Court rules boneless chicken wings can have bones (www.npr.org)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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‘Boneless’ chicken wings can have bones, the Ohio Supreme Court says

https://www.npr.org/2024/07/25/nx-s1-5052004/boneless-chicken-wings-ohio-supreme-court

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[+] [email protected] -11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

And you chucklefucks say we vegans eat weird shit...

My seitan nuggets taste the same and I didn't have to kill anyone, or anything, and I don't have to worry about some poor child in a factory on the other side of the country removing bones so I don't have to deal with the horrors of factory farming.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Other than not eating the meat of an animal, i don't think vegan can claim superiority about all the other stuff. Someone have to plant and harvest and process and make your vegan nugget, you know...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

And it’s no more or less likely to be a “child in the other side of the country”

(?)

[–] DantesFreezer 1 points 4 months ago

I think it's more cause of all the news coverage about underage kids working in meat packing plants lately.

Idk if there is a similar problem in other parts of agriculture, wouldn't surprise me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Surprising, a vegan coming somewhere, unprompted, to decry their moral superiority. The only things as reliable are "get a real measurement system" and "oh, that's a problem? I use Linux."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I didn’t have to kill anyone, or anything,

most people don't kill anything for nonvegan nuggets

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I do. This is why I am banned from McDonalds worldwide.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A vegitable field is absent of any insects, birds, or rodents, they were all slaughtered, starved, or poisoned to bring you your vegi nuggets.

[–] DantesFreezer 2 points 4 months ago

Fair point, agribusiness is harmful in many ways.

That doesn't mean that someone can't say "X is More harmful than Y"

I imagine they could point to the many similar environmental harms and modifications down for meat farming