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  1. NO DIGITAL SALES. All items posted for sale must be real-life physical items.

  2. NO HUMAN SALES. No humans, parts of humans, or things excreted from a human may be posted for sale. That means no people, no arms or legs, no fingers, no fingernails, no hair clippings, no pee-pee, no poo-poo, no bath water.

  3. NO INTERNATIONAL ANIMAL OR PLANT SALES. Posts may not facilitate the transfer of animals or plants, whether dead or alive, across international borders.

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I can't read instructions and ended up with an extra from eneba. I'm too lazy for the refund process; But I will trade it for a photo of your pet, or the neighbors pet, or a bird that hangs out in your yard, favorite garden spider, etc. As long as you are willing to sign an affidavit stating you have given this animal pets or made friendly noises in it's direction. First message meeting this criteria gets it. Only have one, Sorry.

Stipulation: Must have posted/commented to any SDF community before this post was created.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (12 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Link me your previous SDF post/comment and it's yours (I was upfront about my laziness).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was just looking through my post history, and it doesn't look like I've posted to this instance before. I usually browse "everything" so don't pay the instance too much mind. So, I guess I don't meet your criteria after all :( Enjoy that pic on me, lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're good my friend. I was mainly trying to keep away bots. Pinky swear you won't resell it? (giving it away is A-OK)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No worries, I'll redeem it right now, actually. (There's no pinky emoji, apparently)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Way to make me out to be a liar, lol. I definitely don't see it on my phone, though. The closest I got is 🤙

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sent your way. Absolutely deserve it for a toilet pooing cat.

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