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Skibidi Toilet’ Film and TV Franchise in the Works From Michael Bay, Adam Goodman (variety.com)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't fuck this up Michael Bay, we're counting on you for a faithful adaptation.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Skibidi gradually evolved into more than 70 1-to-5-minute mini-epics depicting the infinitely escalating war between the Toilets and the Cyborgs. Each video is explosive, violent and free of any discernible dialogue.

Should be right up his alley

[–] paddirn 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, except he’ll have to figure out a way to make the movie mostly about a forced love story between two characters completely unrelated to the original series, and only show anything Skibidi-related for like <1/2 the movie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

And how does he get Megan Fox in it?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All it requires is that the film ends with "What I've done" by Linking Park but this time it's [s l o w e d + r e v e r b e d] [c h i l l m i x]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Everyday we set one step farther away from the light of God and towards 2 hour long Idiocracy ass movies.

I can't wait until m night shyamalan puts out an ass movie with a twist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Everyday we get one step closer to the edge, and I'm about to break.