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What is something people you encounter at your job say that makes you want to scream? (Job, person & quote) (lemmings.world)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Job: cashier

Item doesn't scan

Customer: "That means it's free, right?"

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Only about 4 weeks in as a cashier and I've heard this enough to last me a lifetime.

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[–] Treczoks 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Me: Software developer. Other person: Sales guy.

Sales guy: Have you finally fixed the XYZ bug?

Me: What XYZ bug? Never heard of this before.

Sales guy: The bug that impacted our project A, B, and C! It is there for years!

Me: No, I have not fixed it. Because I just heard about this issue now. Nobody told me about an XYZ bug, or problems with projects A, B, and C.

Sales guy: What? Why didn't you know about such a bug? This cannot be possible! I'll talk to the boss about your incompetence!

Me: Because none of your team found it necessary to inform me? Maybe we should talk to the boss about this.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Open a goddamn ticket.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I will go and open a ticket and I will put two words in it, and require you to contact me for ~~more~~ any information, and then I won't answer the phone for 6 weeks. Oh and don't bother leaving a voicemail message or sending me an email, because I never check them. However despite my complete unresponsiveness, I am nonetheless going to insist that it's marked as high priority even though I don't understand what high priority means - Every Employee Ever

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"please fix"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Literally nine tickets like this so far today. Nine.

It's a good thing for them The purge isn't real.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

no bug report, only fix!

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 7 points 3 months ago

But tickets take too long.

[–] Treczoks 5 points 3 months ago

Indeed. And yes, they know how to do that.