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[–] Windex007 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not ADHD, AGILE. The 1-2 hours between ceremonies is all you have left.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@Windex007 another planning meeting Is this the one where we plan our planning meetings?

@Wats0ns @b3nsn0w

[–] Windex007 3 points 1 year ago

No it's our retrospective meeting to evaluate our learnings from our meeting where we planned our planning meeting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ceremonies? what kind of cult do you work at?

but yeah, i have like two standups a week, we're not that organized

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Oh my sweet sweet child...