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Trump Calls Emergency Meeting to Come Up With Sexist Nickname for Kamala Harris (theshovel.com.au)

submitted 3 months ago by DxK to c/[email protected]

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Mommyla?

Kamala "Hot Tamales" Harris?

Kamalameha?

Ok, now I feel like I'm getting off track...

[–] cybervseas 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

I wanna see "Dark Kamala" just like "Dark Brandon" but when I say it aloud it sounds terribly racist. What's a good "Dark Brandon" style term of endearment for her "go get em" side?

[–] alquicksilver 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kickass Kamala?

Killer Queen Kamala, given SCOTUS fuckup? (Dynamite with a [Jewish] laser beam.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Dynamite Kamala?

Ma Harris?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think Mama Harris is sufficiently imposing for a blasian woman

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris She though she should run Ma ma ma ma Ma Harris Against sleazy Don

Sleepy Don didn’t know what to do Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris Made him fill his diapers with poo

Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris She’s coming for you

What’s an old fart felon like Don going to doooo?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Kabala like cabal?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kamehamehamala "dragon balls" Harris?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 1 points 3 months ago

Damn it... Yeah, that's a lot better.