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UNPRECEDENTED: Aging boomer retires to free up job for someone younger (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

When informed that he predated the Boomer generation by four years, Biden explained that taking a title away from a younger generation “is actually the most Boomer thing one could do, so it still counts!”

Kamala Harris was quick to assure ageing employees across America that she, while younger, was also technically a boomer.

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