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UNPRECEDENTED: Aging boomer retires to free up job for someone younger (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] meliaesc 31 points 4 months ago

When informed that he predated the Boomer generation by four years, Biden explained that taking a title away from a younger generation “is actually the most Boomer thing one could do, so it still counts!”

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