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Anon tries to impress his doctor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 69 points 4 months ago (4 children)

She has her PhD in balls?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (3 children)

we call it "ballology"

[–] postgeographix 22 points 4 months ago

Ballosophers degree.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Ballogy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That was Michael Jordan's degree, right?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Doctorate is stored in the balls

[–] over_clox 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We prefer to be called testicles, thank you very much.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just be happy I’m not calling you Rocky Mountain oysters.

[–] over_clox 7 points 4 months ago

How did you know?

Also, it's actually capital Oysters, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

She went to Ball State