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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon goes on a date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] whoreticulture 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Literally just being a "centrist" is a red flag. All he has to do is say like, oh I don't really have strong opinions on politics.

[–] III 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don’t really have strong opinions on politics

Also a red flag.

[–] captainlezbian 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honestly unless he’s flying a red flag it’s a red flag

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

and if he is, he's a commie?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Ironically, that the only green flag

[–] captainlezbian 1 points 4 months ago

Well, he ain’t done nothing if he ain’t been called a red.

[–] suction 10 points 4 months ago

…and keep that up for the next 70 years of course…while seething about “pills”