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Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by DxK to c/[email protected]

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[–] samus12345 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's silly to use a stanza that is literally never sung as criticism for why it sucks as a national anthem. As a reason for why the whole song as a general concept sucks, sure.

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