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Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] kittyjynx 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean America Fuck Yeah! is right there and ready to go!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Wait, that's not the American anthem?!?