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The distro bistro (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14441630

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

SOMEONE ASKS EVERYDAY “how to order food?”!!!!!

READ THE MANUAL I PUT NEXT TO THE COUNTER!!!!

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS LEAVE AND GO EAT AT THE CLOSEST MICROSOFT’S!?!?!

ITS NOT EVEN EDIBLE FOOD!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[–] FilthyShrooms 12 points 1 month ago

Uhhh, this is a READ_ME.txt that's 3.8 Gb

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

EVERY NOW AND THEN SOME DRUNKEN HOOLIGAN COMES IN AND ASKS wHErE fOoD sTInKy nErDS!!!

EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A RECIPE TO MAKE IT YOURSELF!!!!

SOME CUSTOMERS EVEN COMPLAIN THAT THE RESULTS OF THEIR RECIPE ARE REALLY TRASH AND EVEN THOUGH THEY DONT HAVE libchoppingboard1.23.9rc2 INSTALLED LIKE THE README TOLD THEM TO ITS SOMEHOW MY FAULT!!!!

WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

DONT FORGET THE PATRONS WHO SHOW UP ORDER SOMETHING AND COMPLAIN “aCtUAllY ItS GnOoOOO SLasH LiIiIiINuCCssSs”!!!!!!

AND THOSE WHO EXPECT ME TO SERVE THEIR FAVOURITE PLATE OF PROPRIETARY CRAP FROM MICROSOFT’S

I SERVE ACTUALLY EDIBLE FOOD HERE!!!!!!!!!!